mobi |eng | 2011-05-26 | Author:Cutler, Bunty [Cutler, Bunty]

Although getting off an ostrich is simplicity itself, getting on one is fraught with difficulty and is not something you can do yourself. Don’t bury your head in the sand ...

epub |eng | 2015-03-17 | Author:Kuipers, Giselinde [Kuipers, Giselinde]

Since the 1970s, sick jokes have reached unprecedented heights (Davies 1999; Dundes and Hauschild 1987; Oring 1992: 29-40). Every disaster is immediately followed by morbid jokes: famines in Biafra, Ethiopia ...

mobi, epub |eng | 1998-10-07 | Author:Jackie Martling

McCreedy goes up to the drugstore counter and says, “I need some condoms and some pesticide.” The girl says, “Don’t you mean spermicide?” He says, “No, I mean pesticide. My ...

azw3 |eng | 2012-08-27 | Author:various authors

♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ My wife said that, for her birthday, she would like to go somewhere where she had not been for a long time. "What about the kitchen?" I offered. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ ...

epub |eng | 2014-02-20 | Author:Slavoj Zizek [Žižek, Slavoj]

NOTES Unless otherwise indicated, all of the jokes are from unpublished manuscripts. 1. The Year of Dreaming Dangerously (London: Verso, 2012), 39–40. 2. Less Than Nothing (London: Verso, 2012), 599. ...

epub |eng | 2010-11-01 | Author:Holloway, Sally [Holloway, Sally]

Icelandic Bank Collapses Taking British People’s Savings ‘This is the country that, in summer, has 24 hour days...’ That will give them more chance to look for our money. Politics ...

epub |nld | 2011-10-15 | Author:Lawrence Dorfman

Well, he keeps telling me he wants “skinny jeans” so…Cheese of the Month Club. —LIZ LEMON, ABOUT PETE'S SECRET SANTA GIFT, 30 ROCK 8 Christmas Things Not to Say to ...

mobi |eng | 2008-08-31 | Author:Cave, Peter [Cave, Peter]

* * * We may deal quickly with the scenario sketched, once we have the background question: what’s wrong with eating people? After all, I had not consented to their ...

epub, mobi |eng | | Author:John Michael Scalzi [Scalzi, John]

Source: WESH.com, Associated Press I wasn’t Speeding. The Earth Just Rotated Slower Grab a pencil: It’s time for a quiz! According to Australia’s Herald Sun newspaper, which of the following ...

epub |eng | 2011-01-06 | Author:Editors Of Reader's Digest [Digest, Editors of Reader's]

A farmer wonders how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his sheepdog to count. “So what’s the verdict?" the farmer asks when the dog is done. ...

epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Joel Osteen [Osteen, Joel]

CHAPTER 13 Be A Bounce-Back Person After Hurricane Ike roared through Houston, we lost many huge oak trees, some of them four or five feet around. Those trees, which had ...

epub, mobi, pdf |eng | 2013-08-15 | Author:John Michael Greer

KNOW-NOTHING PARTY A major force in American politics in the 1850s, the Know-Nothing Party was at one and the same time a secret society and a political party – a ...

epub, mobi |eng | 2012-03-25 | Author:Harvard Lampoon

The fire is blazing and its heat starts to burn my cheeks. The flames are closing in on me. I need a way to escape. I consider my options. If ...

epub, mobi |eng | 2010-03-25 | Author:Sam Hoffman [Hoffman, Sam]

DANIEL OKRENT Daniel Okrent’s achievements in media and publishing are too numerous to mention. Seriously, too numerous. Also, an account of his writings (four books!) and scholarship (Shorenstein Fellow at ...

epub, mobi |eng | 2008-02-01 | Author:Don Steinberg [Steinberg, Don]

A guy is in the grocery store when a pretty woman smiles at him and says hello. He’s taken aback and can’t place her. “Do I know you?” he asks. ...